Post by groovyphoenix on Jan 25, 2015 21:14:40 GMT -5
"Dark Match" with New Day vs Tyson Kidd and Cesaro. (kidaro! Er ok no LOL)
New day chanting "New Day New Day" and I'm thinking, "New Gimmick... New Gimmick" this gimmick sucks balls and the guys are doing the best they can but it still sucks, a piece of turd is still a piece of turd no matter how much you polish it. Tyson and Cesaro win this one, which speaks volumes about where New Day is going!
The apocalypse vs New Age... Yeah I know I didn't say their real name... Just because it's wroth that much of a mention, boring match ended in a boring finish, the Apocalypse wins in a blazee match that smeared their paint, probably their longest match on TV outside of NxT
Womens Match, meh, Bella go over, nuff said, tired of the Bella's and I don't like them much.
Miz and Mizdow lose to Uso Crazy in belt match.
Triple Threat... Brock Lesnar dominates a LOT... and I do mean A LOT! Brock is tossing both these guys around like rag dolls when he wants to he's just a beast. Brock did an amazing move where he caught Rollins in mid air and F5'ed him that made me just jaw drop, sure it's easy to do on a lighter guy like Rollins but WOW! all I can say.
Amazing mach overall at the end of it all Lesnar retains, they hinted that Rollins or Cena would take it with the injury angle though I don't think Lesnar can sell all that well, so I am guessing he may have a busted rib indeed. Still the beast powered through and wins by pinfall.
More to post as more matches happen.
And it's TIME for the Royal Rumble!
Miz comes in at #1
R-Truth #2... Can #3 come in fast? This is a boring time, they should have put in Mizdow as #2 that could have created some compelling TV bases simply on the hints of problems, then Miz could go and ask him to jump or something, or if he was a TRUE double he'd just pretend to jump and Mizdow would jump fully and boom eliminated.
#3... BUBBA!!!!!!!!!!! ECW ECW ECW ECW! Bubba is a surprise entrant in the RR this year, apparently his first rumble.
And we have our first eliminations.. Bubba and Rtruth (playing the part of the other duddley do the Wassup ball shot and then Bubba tells Rtruth to get the tables! As they are hitting at this Miz gets some revenge on R and then gets tossed out, R hits a drop kick on Bubba who cleans house and eliminates both men.
#4 is Harper, a bit of beat down between Harper and Bubba before Wyatt enters at #5!
Wyatt and Harper team a but to beat up on Bubba.
Wyatt then tosses out Bubba after a short dureation.
Middle of the ring and Harper and Wyatt appear to be teaming together.
#6 is Curtis (gonna be a short stay) Axel who gets hut by Rowan and invites himself to the ruble for a Wyatt reunion... Or so they call it as Rowen gets ganged up on between Wyatt and Harper. They make sure to mention Rowen isn't officially an entrant, so does that mean his elimination should not count? Wyatt eliminates them both... What will happen to Axel though since he was #6 and never made it to the ring...
#7 is Boogyman!!! Another Surprise entrant and even Wyatt looks weird-ed out!
They have a weird off and Wyatt tosses Boogy out, Wyatt gets another breather and waiting for the next guy who is short to come back in...
#8 is Sin Cara, he runs in and does some high flying before he gets tossed out onto the apron, a close miss before Sister Abigail and a toss out of the ring, goodbye! #4 for Wyatt.
#9 entrant not come out yet and Wyatt gets a mike and spews out his year and sings the whole world song before they count down to #9 Zack Ryder... (I bet that will be short!) and bang on he makes a nice effort of it but gets tossed out like the rest of them.
Wyatt has 5 gone and they are really making him look strong, I don't think he'll win but he's putting on a good show! (I may regret these words but for now it's good.)
#10 is Daniel Bryan!!! Yes chants abound as the goat man makes his way to the ring, they stall a bit for time but go at it all the way.
No quick elimination this time as #11 comes in and it's Fandango... Do a little dance, look like a lousy dancer... He's boogieing tonight! Beats up on Bryan some while Wyatt gets a second wind in the corner looking passed out (this is starting to smell like Wyatt is gonna be in there a LONG time giving him a lot of rest periods which means he's in for at LEAST the final four...
#12 comes in as Bryan and Fandango are battling Tyson Kidd runs in and goes after Bryan with a few kicks then Wyatt who is my guess to kick Kidd out.
Kidd and Bryan exchange kicks like two mules in a barnyard! Man those look stiff as hell before the countdown occurs again and #13 comes out to be StarDust!
Stardust beats up all around and ALMOST eliminates Fandango before another false elimination and then knee clip to Fandango and the we see Bryan toss out Kidd.
Wyatt and Bryan fight outside but only through the second rope at suprise... DDP comes out at #14!!! DDP runs out and gets nailed by Stardust with a buch of kicks to the back as he gets up and BANG the diamon cutter. JBL makes a joke about learning that in Yoga class.
Again Wyatt and Bryan are shown outside the middle rope but bother are outside breathing air sucking wind it seems. And DDP does another diamond cutter, this one to Fandango. Another mention of DDP Yoga outright this time and the match goes out, Wyatt is back in and BANG Diamond cutter to Wyatt!
#15 comes in as Rusev, waving his flagg he runs in and is eyeballing DDP from outside you just know they're gonna go at it and DDP will get eliminated fast now with the comment of Yoga that... Fandango follows both eliminated by Rusev as he faces off with Wyatt, they jawjack as Bryan drops them with a top rope drop kick and he plays patty kick with both of Rusev and Wyatt's head. Wyatt ELIMINATES BRYANN!!! Gone, so that's one guy not gettign pushed!
#16 is Golddust, Rusev and Wyatt appear to have a "live and let live" as they both take a breather waiting and now Goldust is their target. But wait, Stardust almost eliminates Goldust!!! They face off as Rusev and Wyatt sit in the corners and crowd chants for Bryann, (er... guys they eliminated him!) Rusev pounds on Stardust and Wyatt gets a beat down by Goldie.
#17 comes in and it's a New day fodder, Kofi Kingston! How will he save himself from elimination? Stay tuned! Wyatt slingshots him and he hangs on 2 times nothing fancy.... he pounds on Rusev before being relegated to beating others around..
#18 is Adam Rose and his Rosebuds... Watch this, someone called it, I bet he surfs the rosebuds back in! (Kofi that is) BINGO!!!!! It happened, the Rosebuds caught Kofi in the air and put em back in, Adam rose meanwhile didn't get caught and he's eliminated.
Kofi goes after Rusev and he kicks the snot out of him that time no one caught him. Overall a BORING Kofi "save" if you ask me.
So the count is announced Rusev has 4 eliminated and 6 for Wyatt.
Entry #18 is Roman Reigns as his music kicks in and he makes his way down, I'm not sure he can break the record being at 19 and having only 4 entrants left the means 11 and he needs to kick out almost everyone in it to get his win,
Reigns begins with Stardust and Golddust,
Wyatt and Rusev bang on Reigns and he bangs back. Looks like Rusev and Wyatt are working together.
#20 is Big E, new age #2 the big man won't make it guaranteed he'll be cannon fodder.
They make a point to compare and mention Rusev and Big E's strength being comparable but the investment isn't the same for sure. Big E will be gone before Rusev me thinks... (in the rumble anywya!)
#21 comes in being Mizdow! but miz charges out tells him to go back and he takes his place in the contest, Mizdow looks in and runs in to get the crowd pop bug time before he's tossed out by Rusev for a 6 to 5 count for Wyatt and Rusev toss out.
Reigns looks in with a count down and
#22 is Swagger, We the People won't last, so far other then Bryann no big stars have been eliminated. Swagger vs Rusev a lot as he tries to eliminate him Wyatt comes to help Rusev before breaking the truce and pounding on Rusev...
#23 comes in to be Ryback, 7 to go and looks like it will be interesting, I see almost no "big names" all mid carders and people that they want to push, which if you ask me is wonderful! Rybak comes in and clotheslines Rusev before trying to eliminate him and Rusev hanging on for dear life. Wyatt saves Rusev again.
CM Punk chants heard which really at this time is getting old folks, He quit, he left, and he didn't want to come back.
#24 is KANE, and he only needs ONE elimination to get the top marks so chances are he will get it. In he goes and he doesn't take long to try to make someone out by going after Ryback.
#25 comes in as Dean Ambrose the lunatic fringe and Kane is waiting, Thez press and BANG on Wyatt and Rusev.
Rusev jaw jacks Ambrose but he just smacks his face and tells Rusev to do it again.
Ambrose is playing dirty eye poking Rusev.
Looks like the playing field is going to stretch out a bit as we bring in
#26 being Titus O'neil... My guess is he's the next man out in the whole bunch...and ROFL Bang on he's out four seconds, Santino's record still intact. He lasted less then I though he would as Rusev and Ambrose eliminated him.
#27 Bad News Barrett comes out belt and all and runs in going after everyone as he comes in, they mention this being the most entrants at one time in the ring at around 10 in the ring at once.
And almost done, three more to go as the fights continue
#28 comes out and it's Cesaro! let's not forget he won the Andre the Giant Battle Royal at WM, and he can certainly clean house! So not a royal Rumble but clearly a good choice.
My money is still on Wyatt but I don't see him winning, he will be the "almost got there" guy who eliminated a bunch and stays around... Time will tell I may swallow my words.
Rusev has 6 eliminations same with Wyatt and #29 comes out to be Big Show!
He could certainly clean house at his size but smartly EVERYONE gangs up on Big Show right away not to see him alone.
Show has 25 all time eliinations and he's going after a lot of them.
Kane and Show eliminates Ryback and they say because Kane helped he now matches Michaels for all time eliminations.
Final entry #30 is.... Dol[h Ziggler!
Show and Kane go all out to get him but he supoer kicks alot of them, double DDT to show and Kane before Barret is kicked out by Ziggler.
The king of Swing swings Ziggler as he gets turned around but hands on not to be thrown out. Ziggler and Cesaro get into it before Cesaro gets kicked off by Ziggler.
Kane almost eliminated Ziggler as he goes 3rd rope but gets KI'ed by Show who calls Kane on to give him the assis and toss him out to allow Kane to get the "all time eliminations"
Wyatt is out as Big Show and Kane now have the most eliminations (at 29 overall)
Kane and Show vs Ambose and Reigns... I didn't see who eliminated Rusev in all this but no matter.
Superman punch to Show and Ambrose and Riegns work to get rid of Show.
Looks like Reigns is clearly gonna win it Show and Kane sure aren't and I don't see Ambrose winning it but, who knows right anything is possible... Until show and Kane eliminate him together. So 2 big men vs Reigns, you know it's gonna be a massacre.
Fans are yelling bullshit but really? Two big guys like Kane and Show COULD work together to remove the rest then settle it, it WOULD make sense, but I guess fans can't see that. Do I LIKE it? No but it could happen! Of course Show is turning his back on Kane early and now they'll go at it.
Show vs Kane banging to give Reigns a breather and dans are not happy.
Reigns wins the Royal rumble by clearing the two big men who come back in and beatdown on Reigns.
Overall, an ok Royal Rumble, not stellar for sure as The Rock's chant comes in He's gotta save his cousin after all! I can't say it was any surprise to see Reigns win it they're... RUSEV jumps in! He wasn't eliminated, and now it goes, Rusev tossed out officially by Reigns! the winner Reigns that looks like he's bleeing internally.
They go backstage and Reigns is being watched by the champ
Rock and Reigns shake hands and hug as they go off the air.
Note apologies for the eliminations I missed, I tried very hard to catch it all but sometimes it happens off screen so I don't see it.
New day chanting "New Day New Day" and I'm thinking, "New Gimmick... New Gimmick" this gimmick sucks balls and the guys are doing the best they can but it still sucks, a piece of turd is still a piece of turd no matter how much you polish it. Tyson and Cesaro win this one, which speaks volumes about where New Day is going!
The apocalypse vs New Age... Yeah I know I didn't say their real name... Just because it's wroth that much of a mention, boring match ended in a boring finish, the Apocalypse wins in a blazee match that smeared their paint, probably their longest match on TV outside of NxT
Womens Match, meh, Bella go over, nuff said, tired of the Bella's and I don't like them much.
Miz and Mizdow lose to Uso Crazy in belt match.
Triple Threat... Brock Lesnar dominates a LOT... and I do mean A LOT! Brock is tossing both these guys around like rag dolls when he wants to he's just a beast. Brock did an amazing move where he caught Rollins in mid air and F5'ed him that made me just jaw drop, sure it's easy to do on a lighter guy like Rollins but WOW! all I can say.
Amazing mach overall at the end of it all Lesnar retains, they hinted that Rollins or Cena would take it with the injury angle though I don't think Lesnar can sell all that well, so I am guessing he may have a busted rib indeed. Still the beast powered through and wins by pinfall.
More to post as more matches happen.
And it's TIME for the Royal Rumble!
Miz comes in at #1
R-Truth #2... Can #3 come in fast? This is a boring time, they should have put in Mizdow as #2 that could have created some compelling TV bases simply on the hints of problems, then Miz could go and ask him to jump or something, or if he was a TRUE double he'd just pretend to jump and Mizdow would jump fully and boom eliminated.
#3... BUBBA!!!!!!!!!!! ECW ECW ECW ECW! Bubba is a surprise entrant in the RR this year, apparently his first rumble.
And we have our first eliminations.. Bubba and Rtruth (playing the part of the other duddley do the Wassup ball shot and then Bubba tells Rtruth to get the tables! As they are hitting at this Miz gets some revenge on R and then gets tossed out, R hits a drop kick on Bubba who cleans house and eliminates both men.
#4 is Harper, a bit of beat down between Harper and Bubba before Wyatt enters at #5!
Wyatt and Harper team a but to beat up on Bubba.
Wyatt then tosses out Bubba after a short dureation.
Middle of the ring and Harper and Wyatt appear to be teaming together.
#6 is Curtis (gonna be a short stay) Axel who gets hut by Rowan and invites himself to the ruble for a Wyatt reunion... Or so they call it as Rowen gets ganged up on between Wyatt and Harper. They make sure to mention Rowen isn't officially an entrant, so does that mean his elimination should not count? Wyatt eliminates them both... What will happen to Axel though since he was #6 and never made it to the ring...
#7 is Boogyman!!! Another Surprise entrant and even Wyatt looks weird-ed out!
They have a weird off and Wyatt tosses Boogy out, Wyatt gets another breather and waiting for the next guy who is short to come back in...
#8 is Sin Cara, he runs in and does some high flying before he gets tossed out onto the apron, a close miss before Sister Abigail and a toss out of the ring, goodbye! #4 for Wyatt.
#9 entrant not come out yet and Wyatt gets a mike and spews out his year and sings the whole world song before they count down to #9 Zack Ryder... (I bet that will be short!) and bang on he makes a nice effort of it but gets tossed out like the rest of them.
Wyatt has 5 gone and they are really making him look strong, I don't think he'll win but he's putting on a good show! (I may regret these words but for now it's good.)
#10 is Daniel Bryan!!! Yes chants abound as the goat man makes his way to the ring, they stall a bit for time but go at it all the way.
No quick elimination this time as #11 comes in and it's Fandango... Do a little dance, look like a lousy dancer... He's boogieing tonight! Beats up on Bryan some while Wyatt gets a second wind in the corner looking passed out (this is starting to smell like Wyatt is gonna be in there a LONG time giving him a lot of rest periods which means he's in for at LEAST the final four...
#12 comes in as Bryan and Fandango are battling Tyson Kidd runs in and goes after Bryan with a few kicks then Wyatt who is my guess to kick Kidd out.
Kidd and Bryan exchange kicks like two mules in a barnyard! Man those look stiff as hell before the countdown occurs again and #13 comes out to be StarDust!
Stardust beats up all around and ALMOST eliminates Fandango before another false elimination and then knee clip to Fandango and the we see Bryan toss out Kidd.
Wyatt and Bryan fight outside but only through the second rope at suprise... DDP comes out at #14!!! DDP runs out and gets nailed by Stardust with a buch of kicks to the back as he gets up and BANG the diamon cutter. JBL makes a joke about learning that in Yoga class.
Again Wyatt and Bryan are shown outside the middle rope but bother are outside breathing air sucking wind it seems. And DDP does another diamond cutter, this one to Fandango. Another mention of DDP Yoga outright this time and the match goes out, Wyatt is back in and BANG Diamond cutter to Wyatt!
#15 comes in as Rusev, waving his flagg he runs in and is eyeballing DDP from outside you just know they're gonna go at it and DDP will get eliminated fast now with the comment of Yoga that... Fandango follows both eliminated by Rusev as he faces off with Wyatt, they jawjack as Bryan drops them with a top rope drop kick and he plays patty kick with both of Rusev and Wyatt's head. Wyatt ELIMINATES BRYANN!!! Gone, so that's one guy not gettign pushed!
#16 is Golddust, Rusev and Wyatt appear to have a "live and let live" as they both take a breather waiting and now Goldust is their target. But wait, Stardust almost eliminates Goldust!!! They face off as Rusev and Wyatt sit in the corners and crowd chants for Bryann, (er... guys they eliminated him!) Rusev pounds on Stardust and Wyatt gets a beat down by Goldie.
#17 comes in and it's a New day fodder, Kofi Kingston! How will he save himself from elimination? Stay tuned! Wyatt slingshots him and he hangs on 2 times nothing fancy.... he pounds on Rusev before being relegated to beating others around..
#18 is Adam Rose and his Rosebuds... Watch this, someone called it, I bet he surfs the rosebuds back in! (Kofi that is) BINGO!!!!! It happened, the Rosebuds caught Kofi in the air and put em back in, Adam rose meanwhile didn't get caught and he's eliminated.
Kofi goes after Rusev and he kicks the snot out of him that time no one caught him. Overall a BORING Kofi "save" if you ask me.
So the count is announced Rusev has 4 eliminated and 6 for Wyatt.
Entry #18 is Roman Reigns as his music kicks in and he makes his way down, I'm not sure he can break the record being at 19 and having only 4 entrants left the means 11 and he needs to kick out almost everyone in it to get his win,
Reigns begins with Stardust and Golddust,
Wyatt and Rusev bang on Reigns and he bangs back. Looks like Rusev and Wyatt are working together.
#20 is Big E, new age #2 the big man won't make it guaranteed he'll be cannon fodder.
They make a point to compare and mention Rusev and Big E's strength being comparable but the investment isn't the same for sure. Big E will be gone before Rusev me thinks... (in the rumble anywya!)
#21 comes in being Mizdow! but miz charges out tells him to go back and he takes his place in the contest, Mizdow looks in and runs in to get the crowd pop bug time before he's tossed out by Rusev for a 6 to 5 count for Wyatt and Rusev toss out.
Reigns looks in with a count down and
#22 is Swagger, We the People won't last, so far other then Bryann no big stars have been eliminated. Swagger vs Rusev a lot as he tries to eliminate him Wyatt comes to help Rusev before breaking the truce and pounding on Rusev...
#23 comes in to be Ryback, 7 to go and looks like it will be interesting, I see almost no "big names" all mid carders and people that they want to push, which if you ask me is wonderful! Rybak comes in and clotheslines Rusev before trying to eliminate him and Rusev hanging on for dear life. Wyatt saves Rusev again.
CM Punk chants heard which really at this time is getting old folks, He quit, he left, and he didn't want to come back.
#24 is KANE, and he only needs ONE elimination to get the top marks so chances are he will get it. In he goes and he doesn't take long to try to make someone out by going after Ryback.
#25 comes in as Dean Ambrose the lunatic fringe and Kane is waiting, Thez press and BANG on Wyatt and Rusev.
Rusev jaw jacks Ambrose but he just smacks his face and tells Rusev to do it again.
Ambrose is playing dirty eye poking Rusev.
Looks like the playing field is going to stretch out a bit as we bring in
#26 being Titus O'neil... My guess is he's the next man out in the whole bunch...and ROFL Bang on he's out four seconds, Santino's record still intact. He lasted less then I though he would as Rusev and Ambrose eliminated him.
#27 Bad News Barrett comes out belt and all and runs in going after everyone as he comes in, they mention this being the most entrants at one time in the ring at around 10 in the ring at once.
And almost done, three more to go as the fights continue
#28 comes out and it's Cesaro! let's not forget he won the Andre the Giant Battle Royal at WM, and he can certainly clean house! So not a royal Rumble but clearly a good choice.
My money is still on Wyatt but I don't see him winning, he will be the "almost got there" guy who eliminated a bunch and stays around... Time will tell I may swallow my words.
Rusev has 6 eliminations same with Wyatt and #29 comes out to be Big Show!
He could certainly clean house at his size but smartly EVERYONE gangs up on Big Show right away not to see him alone.
Show has 25 all time eliinations and he's going after a lot of them.
Kane and Show eliminates Ryback and they say because Kane helped he now matches Michaels for all time eliminations.
Final entry #30 is.... Dol[h Ziggler!
Show and Kane go all out to get him but he supoer kicks alot of them, double DDT to show and Kane before Barret is kicked out by Ziggler.
The king of Swing swings Ziggler as he gets turned around but hands on not to be thrown out. Ziggler and Cesaro get into it before Cesaro gets kicked off by Ziggler.
Kane almost eliminated Ziggler as he goes 3rd rope but gets KI'ed by Show who calls Kane on to give him the assis and toss him out to allow Kane to get the "all time eliminations"
Wyatt is out as Big Show and Kane now have the most eliminations (at 29 overall)
Kane and Show vs Ambose and Reigns... I didn't see who eliminated Rusev in all this but no matter.
Superman punch to Show and Ambrose and Riegns work to get rid of Show.
Looks like Reigns is clearly gonna win it Show and Kane sure aren't and I don't see Ambrose winning it but, who knows right anything is possible... Until show and Kane eliminate him together. So 2 big men vs Reigns, you know it's gonna be a massacre.
Fans are yelling bullshit but really? Two big guys like Kane and Show COULD work together to remove the rest then settle it, it WOULD make sense, but I guess fans can't see that. Do I LIKE it? No but it could happen! Of course Show is turning his back on Kane early and now they'll go at it.
Show vs Kane banging to give Reigns a breather and dans are not happy.
Reigns wins the Royal rumble by clearing the two big men who come back in and beatdown on Reigns.
Overall, an ok Royal Rumble, not stellar for sure as The Rock's chant comes in He's gotta save his cousin after all! I can't say it was any surprise to see Reigns win it they're... RUSEV jumps in! He wasn't eliminated, and now it goes, Rusev tossed out officially by Reigns! the winner Reigns that looks like he's bleeing internally.
They go backstage and Reigns is being watched by the champ
Rock and Reigns shake hands and hug as they go off the air.
Note apologies for the eliminations I missed, I tried very hard to catch it all but sometimes it happens off screen so I don't see it.